if it doesn’t work, they can’t eat you.

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“Robert, they can?t eat you!” My rules for survival.: Rule #4 of Bob Parsons’ life rules is: “if it doesn’t work, they can’t eat you.”
Man, he’s not kidding. Keep some perspective people. It’s all small stuff. Lighten up and have some fun.

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